JEE & NEET aspirant t-shirts · 23 inside jokes
Day 287.
Still in it.
Tees for the long middle of JEE and NEET prep: the DPPs, mock test number 47, the answer key that still hasn't come out. Jokes only you will get. No college, no crest, nothing you have to earn first.
₹599 each, unisex S to XXL, shipped anywhere in the world
- 23 designs · 3 colours each
- Same tee as the IIT line
- Worldwide delivery
- Cash on delivery in India
Q.1 · Mark your answer
Which one is you?
Seen between classes
Chai after the mock.
Worn to the library, the canteen, the 6 a.m. metro and the stationery shop for the fourth highlighter this month.
Q.2 · Where are you right now?
A tee for every stretch of it.
Gifts for JEE and NEET aspirants
Send one to whoever's still in it.
A sibling in their hostel room, a cousin on attempt two, the friend who stopped replying in March. Ship it straight to them. We deliver anywhere in India within 10 days, and to every other country too.
Answer sheet · all 23
Every joke, at a glance.
Each one comes in three colours. Tap a line to open it.
- 01Negative Marking Taught Me LifeExam life
- 02PYQ > NetflixExam life
- 03When in Doubt, CExam life
- 04Assume g = 10Physics, Chem, Maths
- 05Mock Test #47Exam life
- 06Dropper. Not a Quitter.Dropper year
- 07∫ Effort dt = Rank + CPhysics, Chem, Maths
- 08Rotational Motion SurvivorPhysics, Chem, Maths
- 09Ideal ConditionsPhysics, Chem, Maths
- 10Percentile ≠ PersonalityExam life
- 11FBD of an AspirantPhysics, Chem, Maths
- 12My Stress Has DimensionsPhysics, Chem, Maths
- 13AIR 1*Exam life
- 14DropperiumDropper year
- 151 Mole of DoubtsPhysics, Chem, Maths
- 16No Calculator ZoneExam life
- 17DPP PendingExam life
- 18All of the AboveExam life
- 19Backlog Is a LifestyleExam life
- 20Sir, Ek Doubt HaiExam life
- 21Bhai Answer Key Aayi?Exam life
- 22Day 287Exam life
- 23It's Just a MockExam life
Before you ask
Is there a college or exam name on these?
No. No crest, no institute, no exam name, no year. The jokes are about the grind itself, the DPPs and the mocks, so anyone in it gets them and nobody has to have cleared anything to wear one.
What are the fabric and fit?
The same tees as our IIT line. Unisex fits, sized S to XXL, three colours per design.
Can I send one as a gift?
Yes. Ship it straight to them. We deliver anywhere in India within 10 days, and we ship worldwide.
Are these for NEET aspirants too?
Yes. The exam-life and dropper tees (Day 287, Negative Marking, DPP Pending, PYQ over Netflix, Sir Ek Doubt Hai) are about the grind, not one exam. The physics and chemistry ones fit NEET as well; the maths ones are for the JEE side.
Do you have physics and maths t-shirts?
Yes, seven of them: Assume g = 10, Rotational Motion Survivor, Ideal Conditions, FBD of an Aspirant, My Stress Has Dimensions, 1 Mole of Doubts and ∫ Effort dt = Rank + C. Tap "Physics, Chem, Maths" above to see just those.
Can I pay cash on delivery?
Yes, anywhere in India.